For *those that have just lost their keys *those that are well-versed *inebriated ones *wanderers *mermaids *those that belong elsewhere *whippersnappers *marvelous ones *those that are not included in this classification *those that flutter because the moment is fleeting *boundless ones *those colored with slippery fingerpaint *others *those that resemble someone I know from a distance

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Wendy's Google Searches - From A to W.

Here is the last month of my life as encapsulated by my google searches.

A
adult child alcoholic
affordable housing
al-anon detachment
america'a next top model
anagram
anthropophobia
april dorothy parker
aphrodite women's health
asia pussycat doll
astrology snake
austin atomic dance
austin gentrification
austin happy hour
austin tapestry dance

B
bad boyfriend
birch tree celtic
blog libel
body choir
boyfriend revenge
break up
brittney spears
bumblebeez 81
burning flipside

C
chicago lyrics sufjan
city austin police
city theatre austin
codependency
crazy ex girlfriend
create a ritual

D

date a narcissist
dating an asshole

E
ecstatic dance
enneagram
ex-boyfriend testimony

F

fairuza balk
flipside austin

G
get over break-up
getting caught in someone else's exploding life
go fug yourself
google libel

H
hallelujah lyrics
harry potter iq
housing affordability gap

I
i ching what you really have can't be taken away
infp relationship
internet radio copyright

J
jolie holland lyrics
joy moves austin

K
kiss on wet glass
kurt vonnegut "there is no why"

L
LARP
Love yourself with a WILD INTENSITY that shakes the earth; it makes the gods stop and listen to the poetry of your divinity
libel in blog
link generator
love not cold broken hallelujah

M

maslow's hierarchy of needs
meisner technique
mercury mccall
mortgage calculator

N
narcissism
narcissist victim
narcissistic personality disorder
national wellness
no such thing as alcoholism

O
o'henry pun austin
online dating
outkast lyrics hey ya
oy ve

P
porphyry
portland dance

R
reality quotes
realtors austin
relationships why

S
sand storm dance
scorpio
scorpion drowning
shooting austin
smart housing austin
soul coughing lyrics
soul motion austin
susan miller
sweat your prayers

T

texas lottery
trudy's austin

U
utah republicans satan immigrant

V
voldemort heir to slytherin
vonnegut quotes

W
wall stickers
what to do about hungry
what is the point of relationships
when the narcissist has to live alone
wholehearted

"
"Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why"
"i will survive" lyrics
"if this isn't nice i don't know what is"
"The narcissist mimics real emotions artfully"
"tom waits" tarantella
"turn the words off and dance"

In summation: A couple breaks up. Kurt Vonnegut dies. The woman questions why people even have relationships. She does a lot of silly things like watch bad reality television, look at horoscopes, read song lyrics, and obsess about Harry Potter. Somehow she finishes a big project about affordable housing in Austin. Eventually she uncovers the extent of her ex's lies and manipulation, realizes he is a narcissistic asshole, and that she has issues from growing up in an alcoholic family. She briefly considers revenge, but finally decides to write bad things about him in her blog. Until she starts worrying about libel. She starts going to al-anon meetings. She starts dancing again, sometimes quite vigorously. Then she gets a ticket to Burning Flipside. ~The End (for now)~

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