I am so white

The Stuff White People Like items that painfully apply to me.

Religions their parents don't belong to
Organic Food
Diversity
Making you feel bad for not going outside
Wes Anderson Movies
Tea
Having Black Friends
Gifted Children
Hating Their Parents
Awareness
Not Having a TV
80's Night
Vegan/Vegetarianism
Breakfast Places
Apple Products
Indie Music
Sushi
Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
Irony
Living by the Water
Sarah Silverman
Apologies
Juno
Natural Medicine
Toyota Prius
Recycling
Michel Gondry
Mos Def
Difficult Break-ups
Modern Furniture
Graduate School (Actually, I have come to loath graduate school, which is, well, ironic, considering that I am in my third graduate program and am a graduate program coordinator. Whatevs)
Hating Corporations
Having Gay Friends