You'll thank me when the revolution comes.
I recently discovered that in Vedic/sidereal astrology I am a quadruple Aries. With Leo ascendant. Yeah. Did I mention that I'm an only child? And the center of the universe? And massive amounts of energy are constantly spiraling into and out of my head through these great damn horns? This explains so much. Not the least of which are the perpetually laughable and absurd states of my bank account and love life. I have officially stopped paying any sort of attention to either of those because I AM TOO BUSY TRANSFORMING ENERGY THROUGH MY HUMAN BIOCIRCUITRY.
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