I can check near-death experience off the list.

Um...I kind-of tried acupuncture for the first time today and almost died? I mean, I passed out for about five minutes and then basically stopped breathing and the acupuncturist sort-of had to administer CPR? And my roommate called 911, but I regained consciousness before they actually dispatched an ambulance?

I feel sheepish for saying things like, "I am really sensitive to energy," but, umm... yeah. It's apparently true.