For *those that have just lost their keys *those that are well-versed *inebriated ones *wanderers *mermaids *those that belong elsewhere *whippersnappers *marvelous ones *those that are not included in this classification *those that flutter because the moment is fleeting *boundless ones *those colored with slippery fingerpaint *others *those that resemble someone I know from a distance

Sunday, April 23, 2006

And I'm proud to be an American...

"Only one major U.S. building project in Iraq is on schedule and within budget: the massive new American embassy compound." It will be the largest its kind in the world, larger than Vatican City.

Isn't there a less obvious way to mark our territory, like, oh I don't know, pissing around the entire country of Iraq? We could finally put our soldier's urine to good use. And keep out tomcats. Oh wait, isn't a tomcat some kind of fighter jet?




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