And I'm proud to be an American...

"Only one major U.S. building project in Iraq is on schedule and within budget: the massive new American embassy compound." It will be the largest its kind in the world, larger than Vatican City.

Isn't there a less obvious way to mark our territory, like, oh I don't know, pissing around the entire country of Iraq? We could finally put our soldier's urine to good use. And keep out tomcats. Oh wait, isn't a tomcat some kind of fighter jet?

Fuck.