For *those that have just lost their keys *those that are well-versed *inebriated ones *wanderers *mermaids *those that belong elsewhere *whippersnappers *marvelous ones *those that are not included in this classification *those that flutter because the moment is fleeting *boundless ones *those colored with slippery fingerpaint *others *those that resemble someone I know from a distance

Friday, April 28, 2006

My favorite thing about all of this is the name. Or maybe it is just the phrase "animal testicles."

Um, did you know that there are products called Neuticles, which are testicular implants for pets? You read that correctly - testicular implants for pets. According to their website, "The texture and firmness of NeuticleNaturals were crafted based on the firmness of actual animal testicles" and "Neuticles replicate the testicle in actual size, shape and weight and feel." Not only that, but Rush Limbaugh, that's right Rush Limbaugh, has said "Neuticles are just plain neat!"

The world? Still strange, in case you lost track.



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