You'll thank me when the revolution comes.

I recently discovered that in Vedic/sidereal astrology I am a quadruple Aries. With Leo ascendant. Yeah. Did I mention that I'm an only child? And the center of the universe? And massive amounts of energy are constantly spiraling into and out of my head through these great damn horns? This explains so much. Not the least of which are the perpetually laughable and absurd states of my bank account and love life. I have officially stopped paying any sort of attention to either of those because I AM TOO BUSY TRANSFORMING ENERGY THROUGH MY HUMAN BIOCIRCUITRY.

On being a Cassandra to myself

It is hard to write about this without sounding crazy, but it seems important to put it out there so other people might feel less crazy. Clicky.

And just so we're clear, you will owe me $100 when you get married.

This is the first time in 9 years that I have forgotten your birthday.

Time is marked by forgetting. (Or is it remembering? I forget...)

Happy belated birthday, Christopher Paul Giguere. Thanks for saving my life and stuff.